February 2012
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Natural Hair Problem #63
naturalhairproblems:
Beauty magazines keep trying to tell you that you’re not pretty.
via brokeymcpoverty:
oh, word?
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I just finished the first book of The Hunger Games...
Then (like an idiot) decided to check out the “hunger games” tag on Tumblr.
And like 84833922 probably important plot events from the next two books were promptly ruined for me. I wish I could get rid of memories like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Also, I hate you, Internet.
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le sigh…
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I’ve never had that confidence to use a pickup line. I think you have to...
– Ryan Gosling.
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January 2012
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Ann Perkins: Really? You're not scared to eat here?
Ron Swanson: When I eat, it is the food that is scared.
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I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY'
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CLUE 1: “went to short dogs house, they was watching Yo MTV RAPS” Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on: Feb 23 1993 CLUE 3: ”The Lakers beat the Super Sonics” Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release of the single FEBRUARY...
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Right— women are too frail to serve in the military. This coming from a...
– Wyatt Cenac, on Newt Gingrich
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My guest, Tulane professor Melissa Harris Perry, has written a book about...
– Stephen Colbert
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Yo: I feel like a lizard.
Me: That is an interesting thing to say. Especially out of context.
December 2011
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"Callin' Oates": Emergency Hall and Oates Hotline
Dial “Callin’ Oates” 719-26-OATES (719-266-2837) to be given the option of listening to one of four glorious Hall and Oates songs. The Emergency Hall and Oates Hotline options are as follows:
Press 1 to hear One on One Press 2 to hear Rich Girl Press 3 to hear Maneater Press 4 to hear Private Eyes
No “Kiss is on my List?” wtf, man.
May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, angels protect you, and...
– Irish Blessing
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You are human tennis elbow. You are a pizza burn on the roof of the...
– Troy Barnes
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Our country is under constant threat from terrorists. I don’t know who,...
– Stephen Colbert